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not texting back is only okay when i do it

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Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later

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dont hate the player, hate the controller, this shit is broken i swear to god i jumped bro

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once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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have you ever wanted to push someone away and hold them closer all at the same time

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my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58